actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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chenyanqing:

These are their stories.

chenyanqing:

These are their stories.

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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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extrabigrnac:

finding out someone attractive likes you

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lesbianlove07:

always reblog

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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